SHUBHAM BASU

The Mars Reporter: Earth Edition, News from India.

India has a lot of people on her toes, a few toy with their toes, what’s left of their feet is mere toes. A few are on toes cause of being towed by the toy toes. Who else other than our Sena chief, Sir Thackeray, the dancing dandy who moves from one toe to another and the entire India is off balance…even the best of dancers from the movie DON (which blasted the box office at Mars) are struggling to save a fall.

 Dancing apart people are finding it difficult even to stand upright. A host of people (commoners) hushing and tip toeing just to disappear from the mad rush and prepare themselves better for the next time and at the same time some who had been chilling on a cola chose to dance of volition. The Chairman of IIPM came out of his worn out veil and defended his friend Shahrukh who is tired of dancing. He has never danced free of cost before.And on the other side of the fence Mr. Qureshi (music and lyrics by him as well) dancing on his toes to the Pakistani crowd. Now he on toes will bring more men on toes. Toes are very contagious. And the IPL board got on its toes, but it was too heavy to be supported by the light toes. Sachin made a quick exit after a small jingle and so did Amitabh and Jaya Bachchan. After all Sir, the old man Thackeray is known to have a stamina that beats Asterix.

And the old man doesn’t use a stick. He is a man of honor. He prays to Goddess Natraja every morning and makes offerings to improve on his ‘jhatkas’, inspite of his failing muscles. She in turn has blessed him with toes that will never fail.

1. His dark glasses indicate failing eye sight and that he might not be able to see or watch out or take responsibility for his moves. (Shakira Shakira)

2. The dangling Rudraksha stands for his affiliation with the Goddess of Political Dance and the in house invention of the most terrific moves ‘The Toe Dance’ in politics.

3.  Saffron stands for bringing Ku-Klux back to life, the Indian Avatar.

4. White Beard-  To elongate his face. Artists have a long face and DIMPLE in their chins. He doesn’t have a dimple.

From our correspondent on Earth who currently lives incognito as Thackeray’s walking stick - ‘He uses me for things I can’t narrate’ 

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